Cool attitude, bro. I don’t believe what I want, but I do believe facts

Nowhere in the continental US can a person afford rent on minimum wage working a full time job

This is wrong. You’re talking about the fact that a single person living alone on average cannot afford average rents in any state, but rents can be found at below average prices, and more importantly, many 2-3 room options are affordable when 2-3 minimum wage workers live together and combine their incomes. Living alone is a luxury and frankly, a quite wasteful one. There are more than twice as many people than houses in the USA source so to have everyone living alone would require considerable ruinous environmental destruction and expansion. Maybe YOU should be hanged for suggesting it! (I’m kidding of course)

And it’s the fault of landlords jacking up prices because they could get away with it.

Proof? Evidence? You’re going to need to be pretty damn convincing if you want me to join your rally to hang everyone involved.

Well you seem reasonable

So if I get married and move into a new house and we now have two incomes, so we decide to rent the old house instead of selling it… the answer is death by hanging? For both of us? Kids too? My parents helped me buy the first house… they culpable as well?

Shhh!

“Never interrupt your enemy when they’re in the process of making a mistake”

Can’t help but feel like some context would be helpful bere

Don’t forget the curly tail! Classic turtle.

Wow, what a distracting distraction.

Dammit that’s not a gif!

Shoulda ordered “Earl Grey, cold.” my man

Honestly should be using loose leaf in a strainer. Three of the four problems magically change into new and different problems!

But the real reason is that (most of) those tea bags are made of plastic and you’re brewing up a tasty microplastic cup every time you use them.

https://www.foodandwine.com/microplastics-in-tea-bags-study-8770478

If they were smart, any evidence would’ve been removed right after the election. Whether it’s swapping out the UPS or another “minor” software update, it’d be just as easy to cover their tracks as it was to cheat in the first place.

Steam Deck helps a lot. Kid wants to watch some awful Paw Patrol or whatever before bed? Sure, I can sit down and spend 20 minutes failing to make progress on The Binding of Isaac.

Welp, we had a good run. See ya in the trenches. Or whatever.

The jangled skeletons guarding the entrance to Shart’s Hollow have a 1/100 chance of dropping a Putrid Shart Shard. If you combine 12 of them, you can craft a rare opposite-handed Bambieshart Brocade that, when dual wielded, gives a stacked 0.09% boost to critical hits. This strategy is crucial to my main build that is just the two brocades and a Grisly Thong, for aesthetic purposes.