better hope you never need to recompile your house

if the hand is so big then why can’t i see it?

no hulu = no hulu ads

i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.

honestly thought this was an onion article. wtf

this is what motivated me to switch to pdfs/ebooks. i can now read any of my books on my phone/laptop whenever i want with no planning required. although i know it’s not for everyone, and i am missing out on building up a cool bookshelf.

don’t do this to me

because people already took all the weapons and health packs that were in the explored caves

the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

i always thought that em-dashes were used instead of commas whenever

1. your sentence already has too many commas, or
2. you want to be fancy

the sun is also flat and it sits directly above the earth. it’s just that it rotates so sometimes we can only see the side of the sun that doesn’t have any light.

if (bed->isTooCold()) {
    return;
}

they should introduce legislation that gradually shrinks the size of cars until eventually they’re too small for a person to fit inside of