Bring a phone to the toilet with you and you could considerably shorten the time.
That’s no longer pooping though. that’s enshit…er…tian…ment… something
12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?
It takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.
No way it’s only 12 minutes a day. On average!?
12 minutes at a time, 3 times a day.
Unless I’m at work.
40 minutes per day 4 times between 5:00a-1:30p3 times a day? You should get checked for fructose intolerance.
Generally, anything from 3 times a day to once every 3 days is considered the range of normal.
Maybe they aren’t including the time spent scrolling. It’s just the sphincter flexing moments that count.
Uhhhhhhh how big are your poops? 12 minutes of shincter flexing A DAY?
Based on your username, I can declare you an expert on the subject matter.
Oh. They’re not Adam. They’re Adam’s wingman.
Adam is too busy getting ass to waste time posting.
Adam sounds like a pretty cool dude. We should all strive to post less and eat more ass.
Thanks bud. I’m just doing what I can.
