Thales@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoGrandma is on her ownsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square144linkfedilinkarrow-up1982arrow-down136
arrow-up1946arrow-down1imageGrandma is on her ownsh.itjust.worksThales@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square144linkfedilink
minus-squareson_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up81arrow-down5·1 day agoAlmost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said “I need about tree fitty” and that’s when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.
minus-squareFarmTaco@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·13 hours agodamnit woman thats why he keeps comin back, you keep givin him treefitty!
Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said “I need about tree fitty” and that’s when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.
I gave him a dollar
damnit woman thats why he keeps comin back, you keep givin him treefitty!
She gave him a dollar