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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days ago

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days ago
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  • givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Rafael Cruz…

    Unless he wants to explain to his voters why he refuses to use his “Christian name” and go by a moniker instead.

    • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social
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      What does it say on his birth certificate?

      • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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        We’d have to go to Canada to find out.

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          @pelespirit Ah, logically born in Alberta…
          @SwingingTheLamp

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        Long form…

        Wait, we’re supposed to wait till he provides the normal one, then change what we’re asking for

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