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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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    I had to go through airport security recently. It was utterly surreal to have her racist ass telling me a god damned thing from 20 screens at once.

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      Wait…what?

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        Probably some announcement on a loop that they usually have at airports about what to do at security. Although I have no idea why the Secretary of Homeland Security would need to be on one of those videos, or what she would even be saying. Probably something fascist.

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          …something something Big Brother.

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    Damn. I ate that headline.

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    It was decided in the morning “Melania Clones” group chat.

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