OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer vacations.
Some Canadians have indicated that, despite the warnings, they intend to continue travelling to the United States.
“See, our family is actually hoping to visit El Salvadore,” said 43-year-old Hamilton resident Gary Warren. “And when we looked into it, it turns out that it’s just way cheaper to drive to Buffalo than book flights to Central America.”
Outstanding.