• sramder@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.

    • Alteon@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!