Yoooooo dude, long time no see! How’ve you been? Yeah I’m doing great. I’m my own master now. You still part of the matrix, huh? Hey I know we never really spoke but I can feel you’re a go-getter like me. Whaddya say you quit your job and sell overpriced bullshit to the next idiot while I take a cut of the profit?
“Warning!! A 30 minute sales pitch for a pyramid scheme is approaching from the northwest.”
Yoooooo dude, long time no see! How’ve you been? Yeah I’m doing great. I’m my own master now. You still part of the matrix, huh? Hey I know we never really spoke but I can feel you’re a go-getter like me. Whaddya say you quit your job and sell overpriced bullshit to the next idiot while I take a cut of the profit?