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minus-squarecomrade_twisty@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up70arrow-down4·edit-24 days agoAre the journalists out of slams - so now they’re pouncing?
minus-squareenkers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up44·edit-24 days agoJournalists in 2025 be like: OwO *pounces on you*
minus-squareriverSpirit@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down2·4 days agoFuck this cringe timeline, I miss when journalists weren’t all owoke and instead would let out a primal “rawr xd” like a man.
minus-squareZedd @lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoIf they’re not yiffing, I’m not reading.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·4 days agoEee, eek, I done been pounced by a sexy journalist. My sapiosexual heart goes pitter pat.
minus-squarehume_lemmy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoI picture this spoken by a rabbit in drag.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoAre you tapping my computer camera? hoppity hop
minus-squaremhague@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoImagine using headlinese that isn’t short and snappy. All you’re left with is the connotation / imagery.
Are the journalists out of slams - so now they’re pouncing?
Journalists in 2025 be like: OwO *pounces on you*
Fuck this cringe timeline, I miss when journalists weren’t all owoke and instead would let out a primal “rawr xd” like a man.
If they’re not yiffing, I’m not reading.
Right? *glomps u* ^//^
Eee, eek, I done been pounced by a sexy journalist. My sapiosexual heart goes pitter pat.
I picture this spoken by a rabbit in drag.
Are you tapping my computer camera? hoppity hop
Imagine using headlinese that isn’t short and snappy. All you’re left with is the connotation / imagery.
Blasted.