Watching this parade of nonentities blunder through one half-hearted peril after another, I found myself, heretic that I am, rooting for the xenomorph-T-Rex bastard, if only in hope of a mass extinction event that would put both humans and script out of their misery. The storyline stumbles about like a sedated raptor, random, twitchy, and never quite threatening. Not even the prospect of “heart disease miracle drugs” can raise the pulse.
Did anyone enjoy Jurassic World Rebirth? I would really like to hear what you liked about it.
Agreed. Yes, please. Though Michael Crichton material is low on the list of places that will happen. Mr. “What are you talking about about my women characters aren’t multi-dimensional? I never mentioned that secretary characters chest size so of course she will sound flat”.