This is what drives me nuts about his apology.

It’s not that you thought it looked like her. It did.

It’s not that you thought it sounded like her voice. It did

It’s the fact that you thought she would string together the sentence:

Watching that sultry little temptress squeeze into a Canadian tuxedo three sizes too small with her bouncy little funbags on the screen staring at you, piercing through the core of your soul with those ocean-blue eyes that could resurrect the Führer from his grave in Argentina

In front of a full congress to be saved in the library of congress. That is how little you think of her. That’s the insult, that she’s somehow dumber than MTG.

That’s the thing to apologize for.