Good grief.

You cannot prequel Rambo without a young enough Stallone to play the character.

And, NO, don’t even think of AI to fill in that shit.

There’s not a single original thought, in all of Hollywood.

The prequel to the original gritty, morally ambiguous First Blood, or to the Reagan-era commercial blockbusters which made a messed-up veteran into an anticommunist superhero?

Well this is guaranteed to be horrible.

I swear they already did one called John Rambo.

Huh. Why?

Is it a rom com?