A San Jacinto man who authorities believe masqueraded as an employee at three Southern California hospitals and used insider knowledge to enter secure areas stole $300,000 worth of surgical equipment and skin grafts, the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department said.
A San Jacinto man who authorities believe masqueraded as an employee at three Southern California hospitals and used insider knowledge to enter secure areas stole $300,000 worth of surgical equipment and skin grafts, the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department said.
When asked for a statement, the man replied “We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.”
He learned the line, he was gonna say it dammit. If he’d wanted learnin’ he’d have gone to school
two by two
There’s a spider spider spiderNope, wrong show that spends way too much time on repeat at my house.
Now I don’t wanna quote anything…
Dennis would be my prime suspect
In my head, I remembered the stunned awkwardness in the scene, but not who delivered the line. Somehow, I heard it in the style of Glenn Howerton’s sweaty “alright alright alright”
Homemade chicharron?
Public service announcement:
this is not in regards to the similarly named porn series 👍✝️🙏forbidden skin jerky?
