Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoNow I finally get itlemmy.worldimagemessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1730arrow-down18
arrow-up1722arrow-down1imageNow I finally get itlemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square56linkfedilink
minus-squareaesthelete@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 days agoFucking thing’s got plot holes big enough for a sperm whale to swim through comfortably and yet it’s regarded as 100% literal truth by most lunatics governing us and most of the mouth breathers that voted for them.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 days agoThat’s why Jesus was sent to retcon most of it and replace it with “just don’t be a dick”. They nailed him to a tree for that.
Fucking thing’s got plot holes big enough for a sperm whale to swim through comfortably and yet it’s regarded as 100% literal truth by most lunatics governing us and most of the mouth breathers that voted for them.
That’s why Jesus was sent to retcon most of it and replace it with “just don’t be a dick”.
They nailed him to a tree for that.