• jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    First stop with a time machine…

    “Hey George! From the future and I’ve got good news and bad news.”

    “Well, shit, what’s the bad news.”

    “Donald Trump is going to be elected President, commit a bunch of crimes, get arrested, indicted, and then elected again before he does any time.”

    “Holy fuck, what’s the GOOD news?”

    “You aint livin’ long enough to see ANY of that…”