So when are they going to do a completely unedited interview with Drumph? I hear he has the best words.

“Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone.”

• Yoni’s brother

Turning signals. Returning your cart

I find that after waking up from said 20 min nap, it’s good to yell “aaaarrrggggghhhhh fuck meeeeeee” and then move on with the day. Really stretches the lungs out.

Just don’t look up how it’s made. I still eat it but it’s definitely on my mind when I do.

Should be “ICE agents Gestapo…”

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Accusation Admission

Senators upset that the giant douche they voted for is a giant douche.

Yeah, that’s just basic math.

1. How old are you
2. What kind of spice are you talking about?