The craziest thing about the Japan trade deal is that Donald J. Trump is in the Epstein files.

The craziest thing about chocolate is that Donald J. Trump is in the Epstein files.

The craziest thing about Russia-Gate is that Donald J. Trump is in the Epstein files.

The craziest thing about online piracy is that Donald J. Trump is in the Epstein files.

always supported and fought for the underdog

I have a hard time imagining a world where Epstein, Bieber, the Kennedys, or any of their ilk could be considered underdogs. Good riddance.

420 standing by.

Maybe this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FKQFS6y8bk

Or this?

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.lanmodo.com%2Fres%2Farticle%2FLanmodo-Pro%2Fcar-umbrella-pro.jpg&f=1&ipt=3753157e792007308fb9bd4fe757f56c7bb370f6c4541c3619432f256b36dcff

Me too lol

I have this great idea: why don’t we put a hair dryer in a plastic box and see how many people get cancer from their food?

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Democrats are also on the list. Nevar forgat that Trump said he’d run as a Democrat if he evar ran.

Nah, but he needs to resign for similar reasons as OP’s subject POS.

…meanwhile. Elon Musk out here handing out vials of cum at parties. What a cool guy.

There are literally dozens of them.

Why would they capitulate further by getting rid of the most popular late night program if it was profitable?

Trump is blocking the merger of CBS/Skydance/Paramount. Hence financial decision.

Wouldn’t trump want them to cancel it sooner?

Of course, but as a famous deal maker, this is the best Trump could do.

If they were canceling it to get someone critical of trump out of there why wouldn’t they just replace colbert with someone more favorable to him?

They will. They’re throwing Trump a bone and will replace the show with some POS pedo right-wing grift-fest. They can’t have anyone on-air who Trump doesn’t have kompromat on.

I think more cancelation announcements are likely.

Hell yes they are. Anyone even slightly critical of the regime must go if the Eye of Sauron gazes upon them.

How else are you going to fund Elmo’s tax cut?

Sounds like you want small guitar or DJ hardware like: LEKATO Mini Pitch Shifter Pedal to try out the concept. If you have a musician shop in your area, try their selection.

Thousand way to do it, like this: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.stonekick.tempo

But most platforms have decent DJ or audio software for this.

Give em a shot. They should work if you pitch-shift them with some simple software to make the 20hz sound like 50hz or whatever.

Tried bone conduction headphones yet?

https://www.techradar.com/news/best-bone-conduction-headphones