That’s not something you hear very often.

Still? Good God, it’s been like 15 years.

we won’t feed kids at school

You were wrong. I corrected you.

Shove those moving goalposts up your ass.

Every school kid in my blue state can get lunch for free.

The constitution says they do. I don’t give a fuck about the laws in their country.

Anyone claiming Trump was persecuted is a fucking idiot.

Tried? Well, better luck next time.

What does that make Trump? The guy he’s playing like a fiddle.

You ever see Reservoir Dogs? That’s got some ear crime in it.

This senator?

Credit to John Oliver for always making that the first thing that comes to mind when this idiot is in the news.

Inviting them to the meeting might have been a good way to “get them at the table”.

Fired… and charged with a felony

Nice to know TACO still applies even to the good thing(s).

“You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement.”

Hey Pam, you might want to look at the J6 fucks you assholes keep hiring.

What a weird, desperate loser.

The TSA is letting us keep our shoes on now (or at least they announced that they would).

That’s the only good thing I can think of.

Chevy Tahoes Cybertrucks

Somebody’s gotta prop up Elmo’s failing business.

The anti-woke campaigner brought legal action against Meta – … – after the company’s artificial intelligence chatbot falsely stated he took part in the riot at the US Capitol on 6 January, 2021, seeking $5 million in damages.

Hold up, you can a convince a chat bot to say something bad about you and then sue that company into giving you a job?

What the fuck is happening right now?

Don’t worry, he’s got you covered there too.

https://lemmy.world/comment/18789080

In DC? Good luck finding a jury to convict.

https://www.politico.com/2024-election/results/washington-dc/