Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

No news on whether they were big or brown either.

It was almost at the other side, you bastard!

Yea I often lament moments when I feel depressed and anxious but I think without that I wouldn’t also be able to experience the beautiful emotions I feel when I listen to music or watch a truly great movie.

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And now you do what they tell ya

My house is about 2 miles away from the hospital where I was born but only a couple of meters from the spot where the house my parents lived in when I was born used to stand, which means there’s a good chance I can see the spot where I was conceived from my upstairs window.

Reminds me of >The Pedo-Files - Brass Eye

He used to smoke dried animal shit through an old car exhaust pipe too.

Yea, just not on here

Where I work any problems with a company laptop or phone it just gets replaced and the original is disposed of. Cheaper that way when you factor in the cost of having components on hand, space to store them, the time to replace them and the premium you’d have to pay for either employing staff with those skills or giving them that level of training.

Lol, my youth’s be done wit

Most “non tech-savvy” people I’ve tried to explain the concept of open source software and initiatives like the Fediverse to just outright don’t trust them. Whilst they might say they’d prefer for software and services to not track or manipulate them if you asked them directly, they can’t truly conceive of tech that doesn’t.

The only interactions these people have had with the digital world have been as part of the modern data scraping hellscape that was once termed “Web 2.0” after the internet went mainstream in the '00s. They weren’t part of the internet when it was a niche interest and more open, so they know no better and accept that predatory behaviour as the way of things.

I’m not an expert in psychology but I don’t think it’s overly dramatic to say it puts me in mind of those poor individuals who were abused as children, never received therapy and go on to seek out other abusers in adulthood.

Nice! Thank you, works perfectly.

I recommend Tubular. Newpipe with Sponsorblock. Didn’t realise how much of a game changer that would be until I tried it.

Just need to find a way to stop Eternity from opening Youtube links in the browser. Sure you can share it with the app but it would be a lot more convenient.

Porn, porn, porn!

First three won’t necessary cost anything

Doing anything other than boning or vegging on the sofa with your partner will cost you money.

Dating very much will cost you money (not that it isn’t worth it if you have it).

Also I can’t imagine what sort of hobby costs very little money.

Yea you’re going nowhere after a pound of morphine, I tell you hwhat.