Hold up now! I’ll have you know in some parts of the country women couldn’t vote until the 90s! Also unmarried cohabitation was illegal in some cantons until the 80s and paternity leave as a concept only exists in Switzerland since the 00s.

Renew! Renew!

And his name is…

JOHN CENA 🎺🎺 🎺

After gerting a full cavity search:

huhuh, did I just score?

Can you repeat the question?

On a scale of 1 to 10, I wonder how old that judge’s last sexual partner victim was

Espresso Macchiato for me please

You just gotta have faith! Fathu faithu faith!

TAKE MY MONEY NOW!

No, that’s DEI, you’re thinking of a desktop application for software development

Arch btw, only been using it for a couple of weeks, only installed it because of the meme. Got my hands on a few years old thinkpad for practically free, so why not. It’s actually quite good so far, been struggling a bit with external monitors, but I don’t miss windows

That is the best excuse for a typo ever, congrats to you. (Mine still autocorrects correctly, woo)

Punt gun

Erstwhile internment camps

The internet

Now kiss.

Not just the US. Anywhere in the world

Either Arthur Brown or H.P. Baxxter

E: or perhaps Keith Flint

Remember, it’s not paranoia if they’re really after you.

When is the actual election so I can ignore these posts until then as not to get my hopes up?