Not many, all of them.

Instructions unclear, now my ass is stuck in the beach.

Always has been. His father was literally a member of the KKK.

So by that logic, twinks are not gay?

The monkey scene really triggered them didn’t it?

Yeah, I think I remember that Black Mirror episode… wait, it’s real?

But seriously, melon mixed with feta, mint leaves and seasoned with chili is really nice.

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo - two people who would get their asses kicked by the characters they played.

Yeah, he’s in there for sure. Probably several times.

Which was very likely inspired by scientific accounts of the physical effects of radiation that Lovecraft had read.

Shouldn’t he have four buttcheeks?

Also, not having the worst internet in the whole of Europe would be nice.

Which also nicely mirrors the Nazis calling everybody that contradicts them Lügenpresse.

Nobody took Mein Kampf seriously either.

That would be really encouraging if OP could read.

And a meat shield in the form of his youngest son.

No way that’s true! (Checks it.) Time is the fire in which we burn.

„I have had it with these motherfucking borg on my motherfucking spaceship!“

Don’t give them ideas, they already want to bring back asbestos.