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Cake day: August 11th, 2023

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  • I used to think Democrats didn’t release “the list” because Bill Clinton is on it. But I find it hard to believe Trump could keep his mouth shut if that were the case. So either Clinton isn’t on there, or Trump hasn’t actually seen the list. Either way, it’s telling that Trump is fighting so hard to keep this information secret.


  • I’m going to tell you what I did. Don’t take mental health advice from some asshole in the internet.

    I had two extra voices in my head. One would wait for me to be alone, and then bring up all the minutia in my life I was embarrassed about. The other would bring up my most depressing moments and just groan in my ear and distract me.

    The first one I built a cabin for, and put him in it. Whenever I would think about one of those embarrassing moments, I’d put it in a plastic garbage bag, open the door to the cabin, and throw the bag as hard as I could into his face. Gradually I needed him less and less. Eventually he disappeared, so I just put the garbage bags in a can outside the door. Nobody lives there now, and the cabin has decayed into just a rough mound of dirt. The flowers from the window-box are growing in the mound.

    I was more viscous with the other one. Every time he showed up, I imagined grabbing him by the neck and just pummeling his face bruised and bloody. Eventually he disappeared too.

    I can remember those embarrassing moments or the causes of my depression without hurt now. They don’t have power over me anymore.