Don’t make me menacingly brandish my cane, you pesky whippersnapper!

Because it’s there.

Narrator: they monetised the site to death.

Oh yeah, drill, baby drill!

If any immigrant actually buys this, they deserve to be deported.

Hate is going to win, obviously.

Just a lone wolf. Nothing to see here.

Yeah, great attitude. You really scored a huge win there, didn’t you?

But hey, the price of eggs went up under Biden.

Your mother worships some fake preacher they executed in Iudea, you filthy red!

Anyone who claims to have any doubt who Taco McBonespurs works for is either delusional or a liar.

They all look petty and childish but they don’t give a shit.

I’ll be right over, just have to wind up my horses.

Number six is me going to work.

Inventing farming was definitely a mistake. But so was leaving the ocean.

Have you tried creating a drug epidemic?

Die spinnen, die Amis.

No it is not. The unreasonable people like to claim that but that doesn’t make it true.

Ah yes, what with all those bombings of maternity clinics by radical pro choice activists.

Пожалуйста, товарищ!