I can’t wait for people to start using this photo Rickroll-style.

Is it possible to learn this power?

Just like Jesus intended.

Profiles In Cowardice

Who would have thought that bringing peace to the Middle East would be so difficult?!

And this is precisely why the right can get away with doing whatever they want. Their cult will NEVER blame them for anything.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Next he’ll demand the Nobel Prize in Economics after he crashes the economy.

“Bad arguments and substandard science” - AKA, this administration’s unofficial motto.

I’m looking forward to the “Here’s your first look at the rebooted Reddit” articles in 7 years.

c/nottheonion

Yeah, but Joe Biden had a raspy voice and Kamala laughed weird, so it could have been worse.

I feel like this has been happening for a while, but maybe it’s just that YouTube’s website is shite.

How better to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of Rexit?

Not sure why anyone is surprised…they’re all bootlicking corporations that don’t want the mob boss to fuck with their mergers and/or investigate them for their various crimes.