Conservatives about Pizzagate, a made-up fantasy conspiracy theory on a pedophile ring of powerful people: put them all in jail!

Conservatives about the Epstein files, a real-life conspiracy on a pedophile ring of powerful people: well surely we can’t put all these people in jail, think about the consequences!

We don’t hate each other. I’d describe our relationship more like that of two rival siblings who bicker and argue and get weirdly competitive about just anything, but ultimately know they’re family. As a frenchman I can recognize that we love you, you British pricks

Hey, who am I to judge the two-anus person that invented that expression

Neat & Dough

Oh putain deux lorrains, comment qu’c’est les gros ?

Explanation for the french one : onion is an old slang for anus. So “mind your own onions” is an old-fashioned way to say “mind your own ass”

Pretty sure that didn’t happen

Why did you have to login in the first place? What’s an “Oral-B brushing experience”?

Ireland is another European country that speaks English, but I’ll grant you that it’s not super relevant in this case considered it’s geographical position behind the UK

Keep in mind most people in France don’t have AC since it’s usually not necessary. It’s gonna be a tough week for us

La France des gens qui ne remettent jamais en questions leurs idées préconçues, c’est beau

Why are they even ziptied? Are the cops afraid of being beat up by grandmas ?

J’ai toujours eu du mal a comprendre la différence profonde entre le principe des tickets restaurants et les gens qui donnent une pièce a des SDF en précisant “C’est pas pour acheter de l’alcool ou de la drogue hein !”.

Je trouve les restrictions du ticket restaurant tellement paternalistes

I recognize Prague’s Charles Bridge at the bottom right but what are those on the bottom left and bottom center?

Ah yes, 1917’s Germany, obviously led by radical leftist Nazi emperor Wilhelm II

Yeah, shower sex might be one of the most overrated things I know. It always feels like a good idea at first and then you quickly realize that the logistics of it are hell

I think Putin’s very glad to see the West tearing itself apart by litteraly covering up a genocide and aiding a war of agression

I work for a retailer and have been loosely involved in a project like that a few years ago.

Basically, it felt like it was mostly a very inexpensive way for the company to get everyone involved feel good about themselves. The free advertising was definitely an argument to get the higher-ups on board, but my impression was that it was kinda secondary compared to the kinda fake good conscience it gave everyone.

There was definitely no tax breaks for that initiative though, so at least in my country that is indeed a myth

EDIT: You also get to say in your annual report to the shareholders that the company helped raise x millions euros to charities at no cos, which in turn makes them feel good about themselves without impacting their profits.

Apart from the obvious “arresting a senator for asking questions” thing, is whatever’s happening on this picture standard procedure for arresting an unarmed, unthreatening person in the US? It looks like they’re arresting a terrorist or a dangerous suspect

You can do it but only once