The other spoon…

I hate that I can’t tell if this is satire or not.

Superpowers: I only punch down - fair flights are unfair.

Does anyone see a date printed on there? Because I sure don’t.

4¾-D chess.

Nah. Good luck with that though, dipshit.

So if you’re old they expect you to ride a motorcycle?

That explains why they voted for Trump and had a hit list of Democrat politicians and lawmakers.

Eh just go to the library and use theirs on the cheap.

Marjorie Karen Green was bound to be truthful about something eventually.

More like Noe.

What do they even do besides providing a website and payment system?

TIL that Georgia also has a DeKalb County. We’ve got one in IL.

You mean the Tyrant?

o7

My fiance is a chef. I showed her this and told her that if you’re ever having a day at work that at least you’re not having this day.

Tell the neckbeard that “M’Lady” is pronounced “Malady.” It’s hilarious, especially if it’s in front of the woman he was harassing.

What could possibly go right?

No they’ll sell it for 50x what an annual treatment regimen costs. That way they can grind down the desperate and still profit off the rich.