FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics and c/keeptrack of absurdist government.
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They were browned very nicely first. The appearance just didn’t survive the braise. there was definitely a lack of tomato paste.
Still waiting on the healthcare plan.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Cooking @lemmy.world•[QUESTION] Cutting Board Recommendations (Machine Washable, No Microplastics)3·1 day agoIf I find out someone abused a board like that then I’d be obligated to put them on the no buy list. I get irked when I find out people use them as display pieces and don’t actually use them.
Crap. I knew I was forgetting something in that salad
No idea. Between chicken and 8 ounces of feta this is probably the most expensive thing I’ve made in a while that isn’t steak.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•Why do ICE/fake cops need silencers? (Los Angeles)English3·2 days agoThey can’t do khaki slacks after the Unite the Right rally because it makes them look racist. But they also can’t change out their whole wardrobe without spending a lot of money. So compromises were made.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•Why do ICE/fake cops need silencers? (Los Angeles)English10·2 days agoI don’t think I’ve ever met a single person using subsonic 556. Subsonic 22LR? Every day. But not 556. 223? Only when hunting deer. Not for social work.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Cooking @lemmy.world•[QUESTION] Cutting Board Recommendations (Machine Washable, No Microplastics)19·2 days agoYou can pick machine washable and plastic or you can pick wood and not machine washable.
There are other options out there like glass or composites like Corian. But those are very bad for your knives.
I make wood cutting boards. I use both wood and plastic cutting boards.
Wood is naturally antimicrobial. On the rare case where I feel the need to use something other than soap and water on a wood board I have a bottle of vinegar solution to spray it with. Never use bleach because it will eat away at the wood.
I keep plastic around because sometimes I don’t want to have to hand wash the board. But I prefer wood for the weight and the custom sizes I have made.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Alex Jones accused of trying to shield assets as Sandy Hook families seek payment on $1B judgment1·3 days agoI’m tired of them pretending they’re the good guys saying we’re the bad guys.
I love you.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Alex Jones accused of trying to shield assets as Sandy Hook families seek payment on $1B judgment6·3 days agoJust listen to the show. He has been openly transferring customers to a different store that is “completely unrelated” to Alex Jones companies and he “doesn’t have a stake in”. Except that it’s his dad’s website and all the paperwork is in the names of employees of Alex. He wasn’t even trying to hide it. Completely, nakedly trying to hide assets.
They are just going to play him back to himself in court and say to his lawyer “is this your client?” Open and shut case.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•We're willingly getting dragged into a major war by a client state that started the thing. What a fucking mess. I didn't vote for this shit.English10·4 days agoThe obvious solution is to only vote for server side solutions voted on by users.
And you were told that if you vote for Trump you will never have to vote again.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Homie accidentally took off his white hood to replyEnglish2·5 days agoIt’s wish. There are no level modifiers. At least not back when I played. A wish of a wish. 17th level wizard or 34th level wizard makes no difference.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Homie accidentally took off his white hood to replyEnglish2·6 days agoBut it’s a 9th level spell. Don’t make me bust out the chart.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Homie accidentally took off his white hood to replyEnglish4·6 days agoAs of this month I am 31 years clean from D&D. And even I knew that wish is always cast at level 9.
My highschool was more than 2000 people. And it was so new that our first semester was on two different campuses and they were still building int around us for another two years when we did move in.
Now I live in a very different area. The localist mega church gets 17,000+ butts in seats each week.
8500 people is less than normal tourism on a Saturday for DC. It was actually a net negative for attendance over just a normal day.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Freebirth movement called out for extremism as mothers share traumatic experiencesEnglish5·7 days agoFirst it was at the hospital then it became me at the anti doctor. Now people aren’t paying $3,000 for no doula to be there
It’s like childbirth on goblin mode.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPto Cooking @lemmy.world•Burrito in a jar with rice and home made tortillas.1·7 days agoCheapest kitchen island available. Hardwood for under $200. Four wide drawers, plenty of empty space on the under shelf, peg posts and holes for baking sheets and cutting board storage at one end, and it comes with a vice for shaving prosciutto.
Doesn’t everyone use a woodworking bench in their kitchen?
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPto Cooking @lemmy.world•Burrito in a jar with rice and home made tortillas.1·8 days agoDo you can? Because otherwise this will be a list of ingredients but the prep method won’t work as it uses a raw/cold pack canning method which cooks it in the jar.
Pork burrito in a jar.
Servings: 12 pints.
7.5 pounds pork roast with the fat.
1 cup taco seasoning.
2 cans stewed tomatoes, drained.
2 cans Rotel, drained.
2 yellow onions, sliced.
1 jalapeno, sliced into 12 slices.- Cube the pork into 1 centimeter cubes, fat and all.
- mix taco seasoning and pork in a very large bowl.
- Slice the stewed tomatoes into smaller chunks.
- mix the stewed tomatoes and rotel.
- put one jalapeno slice in each jar.
- put an equal amount of tomatoes into each jar.
- put equal amounts of onions in each jar.
- put equal amounts of pork in each jar.
- pack it in leaving 1 inch of headspace.
- clean the rims of the jars with vinegar
- Pressure can at 10 pound pressure for 75 minutes
- At serving time heat the contents of the jars and use a slotted spoon to make the burritos.
- the remaining juice could be used to make epic rice.
My wife said not enough cheese. You are just seeing the surface. That bowl is four inches deep with greens.