What a fascinating concept. I feel like I could use one of these “reality suits”.

Sorry I’m sucking up all the Empathy

Huh. I thought that was me. Do… do we have to fight now? Like Highlander? CAN THERE BE ONLY ONE?

He knows him, and he’s seen him, and he loves him.

The real question is whether he’s drunk Bailey’s from a shoe.

I’ve mentioned this before, but I was working for Franklin County when Covid first happened and we went into lockdown. I processed a complaint filed by a group of restaurants downtown against DeWine personally for “impacting their business”. I had a hunch, then, that he wasn’t going to be on the right side of this ever again. I hate that I was right, but I’m not surprised.

Of course I do. It’s only the impulse to ask out loud that was trained out of me.

Fifthed.