We usually get vague bullshit like “3 mins on HIGH*” followed by a disclaimer “for 1200w microwave, cooking times may vary” or some such thing.

7:52 is half past a quarter to 8

DONT DEAD

OPEN INSIDE

HRRRRRNNNNNNNGGGGG

He’s just a boy with a dream.

HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD ON THE BUTT, TITTY IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YEAH.

And really you’re just paying extra for the original 1080 bitrate. What a fucking scam, like I’d pay for that crap.

One letter away? Unless I’m missing a joke in which case feel free to “wooooosh” me.

Over exertion probably, most dogs aren’t meant to run that fast.