Gentle nerd freak of the pacific northwest. All nation states are vermin.

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Cake day: June 26th, 2024

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  • About an hour before Iranian state TV first reported loud explosions in Tehran, pizza orders around the Pentagon went through the roof

    there are “a multitude of fast food restaurants in the Pentagon complex, but no pizza places”

    the account noted three hours later that a gay bar near the Pentagon had “abnormally low traffic for a Thursday night” and said this probably pointed to “a busy night at the Pentagon”.

    Just some truly incredible analysis.

    Pizza and gay bar traffic tipping the hand of global events is the cyberpunk dystopia I was hoping for.