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Ah, sorry, I did a default $£€ assumption! My bad!

That’s still quite an investment. Not many people have 1.7k/month to spend on a hobby.

I don’t mean this as a criticism, of course, if you can afford it and it brings you joy then it’s worth it.

Obligatory: they did the maffematics!

Everyone knows glasses make you clevererer.

Ace of Base - All That She Wants thanks to my daughter.

Don’t have kids, that’s my advice.

What’s a hysterectomy?

A Ford Fiesta, if I remember rightly.

Fun fact, my grandfather never took a driving test since he got his license back in the days when all you needed to do was hand over five shillings.

I never give anything to people who come to the door. Not money, not personal details, nothing. If their spiel is completely convincing I can always go and find their company or charity and engage with them on my own terms.

Likewise Facebook. Never, ever, ever buy anything from a company that advertises on Facebook.

Yup. Ground News is my go to for getting a balanced view.

Often dream about hunting for a toilet… then I wake and need to go straight to the loo.

Keeping my neighbourhood tiger free. Hasn’t been a sighting of a tiger here since I moved in. No sharks either.

Oh, and cooking. I’m pretty good at cooking. More than one set of friends have said I should apply to go on Masterchef but I have no interest in fancy plating and I’m not much of a puddings guy.

Had been thinking about leaving Reddit for a while because of inevitable enshitification but it was the API thing that prompted me to move.

Ah, yes, well, you see, he made some great speeches and also… er… played cricket.

Actually, cancel the speeches thing, Hitler made some great speeches too. So it’s just the cricket thing.

A house in an Italian village for €1.

Currently 7 miles / 11.3 km away, but have lived 3941 miles / 6343 km away.

The fact that I’m now so close again is pretty much pure chance.

Deported straight out of the ring! That’s gotta hurt!

Then cut away the wall inside the frame and put a pane of glass in it.

Truly the language of love.

No, but if anyone asks me where I’m ‘from’ I never really know what the answer is.