And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.

Is that where we get horny goat weed?

For the bee

Beelionaire

And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.

Should be the Wholesome News thread

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

All races welcome in this steroid fueled circle jerk. I like it. I really do.

No peace talks means the US is uninterested in peace. Back to supporting war I suppose.