Is this

Phone service under the direct control of the President of the United States of America 🦋

Small government?

Nobody can prevent the future.

It’s just south of Newpoundland.

They take care of the house while the master is away 👐

What makes it a monolith is that the 70 binaries refuse to do their one job (see: Unix philosophy) independently.

A few months ago, a systemd update broke my boot process because I dared set up my device-mapper nodes manually in a minimal initrd without having a second copy of systemd in there as well. The device is there, yet systemd times out “waiting for device”. How come then a manual mount -a in the rescue shell works then?

If course, the bug had already been reported and swiftly rejected by L. “Hurr durr bother your distributor not me” Pottering.

Cocaine.

I’d like to interject for a moment…