Why does everything have to be a fucking billion Dollar startup? Why can’t you just provide a product or service that people actually need and simply live off that? If it runs well, you employ more people with a fair salary, who then pay taxes so everyone gets to be happy. I fucking hate this timeline.

Lucky you! I’m just getting started so I’m not allowed to drink caffeine as it would falsify the effects. The “manual” (Packungsbeilage in German) also says that caffeine can have an adverse effect, making you completely jittery and unable to concentrate. But every person is different and you lucked out I suppose.

Well, that’s just cheating! Good one though.

If you don’t squeeze them through a bronze thingamajig.

Rewe is absolute garbage in comparison to Edeka. At least here up north. That said, if you have shit impulse control, both Edeka and Rewe will make you poor. That is not necessarily the case for Lidl and Aldi. Plus, the budget brands of Rewe and Edeka are garbage.

While I also liked the 90s, because that’s where the most pivotal part of my childhood took place, I’d never want to go back. That was also the time where air pollution was insane, older kids bullied little children and drank beer on the playgrounds, there was dog shit everywhere, car stereos were constantly stolen, cars were put on bricks to steal the wheels, litter was everywhere, people smoked everywhere etc. etc. Fuck all that. I just wish we could go back to pre internet times. Maybe the beginnings of the internet. That’d be nice.

Sure, you’ve read the manual of every rental car you’ve ever used. K, buddy.

Gimme dem DZ Drops

Hurrr librulz durrrrr. Fuck off.

I highly recommend getting back pain that’ll essentially whip you out of bed after 6 hours of shitty sleep. Works every time!

No, seriously though. Don’t get back pain.

Hope that’s decaf. Methylphenidate and caffeine really don’t mix well.

Gojira have become fairly popular (I think). They’re incredible!

For me it’s not an obsession, it’s just the inability to choose something else. If someone decides for me, I’d even be glad to cook the dish.

Jesus, my sides are in orbit