“They were just lies to get idiots trick people to vote for him” - Trumpf voters trying to put the square shape into circle make sense of the world

I’ve spent the last 8 years writing my magnum opus about a back alley horse who is best friends with a mosquito and they travel the countryside solving low level crimes like jaywalking and public swearing.

“Move fast and break things” - arrogant fucks

That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

Wow we really are living in the future.

It fucking sucks.

The reasonable response would be to thrown deep fryer oil on them

At least this money wasn’t wasted like the money spent on US aid and healthcare

It’s not too late to undo all the times you jerked off

Wait

Yes once

Freedom to fuck over certain groups of people who threaten their power. So brave.

Dude is all class. I now have new life goals.

No more than 6 rashers per day

If I ever get a girlfriend I’m going to use this all the time

I’m either confused or worried about C

Isn’t that what she is doing?

So when this is all over. These enablers will go to jail right?

Turn up your brightness dumb dumb

I fucking hate that shit. It’s the fucking internet for cunts sake. I’ll swear up a fucking storm all the fuck I want

While you took a shit?

No one thinks you did that