A victory is a victory.

I wish. Look at all those layers. But seriously, squares? Maybe I take it back.

Don’t worry. I keep hearing of a “blue wave”. With the help of quantum mechanics and enough time, it could happen.

My anaconda doesn’t want…wait, it’s just pythons

A tweet in ALL CAPS should do the trick.

We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.

How to end any argument. Well I got suspended for 3 days for singing old McDonald. Fucking legend.

I’ve had pretty good luck at transplanting after the herbs get big. Also a dehydrator is nice.

How long before it is mandated that all govt officials can only use the T1 phone?

Is it worth attacking the fiberoptic line? Flamethrower or maybe some scissors?

Anything vs genocide. Normally an easy choice.

A little firmware update and that floppy disc will be a hard 3.5 inch, but somehow still a floppy.