I can’t even get my family members to stop spending money on potter merchandise, I appreciate you.

Yes, but my girlfriend and I keep on devolving into quivering messes and autistic joy wiggles before finding the end!? /jk

It’s a courtesy thing that some people will do and some people won’t, in my city people tend to do ladies first then by arrival time.

Place I used to live in had the best Mexican food, they had to shut down for a few months every time immigration came through. And then free food for flashing your tits in the drive thru.

Who does potlucks anymore? Have you not heard or experienced the phrase “You can’t eat at everybody’s house?”

Before COVID my potluck dish was something like a variety box of lunch chips. Individually packaged and shelf stable to avoid other people’s dirty hands or food being left out too long.

Aren’t window awnings more effective and efficient anyway?

I need a community where people post pictures of things that look like buttholes and everyone does anomancy reads

I’m going to bring this meme to D&D night

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The majority of brands are involved in a scheme where their products lead to more consumption of another product.

Deodorant makes your armpits smell worse, needing to use more soap and continue to use deodorant.

Shampoo makes your hair need conditioner, and needs more products to look nice again needing to wash more frequently…

Soda makes you hungry and don’t rehydrate, snacks make you thirsty and aren’t satiating.

Food isn’t nourishing, take these vitamins.

Clothing is getting made from materials that hold onto smells and wear more from washing, needing to be washed more often and washer needing repairs and buying new clothes.

Apps need more resources so you need the new phone to run them.

Hello, it appears you’ve attempted to circumvent the amount of time it is supposed to take to travel this distance. Please enjoy this time loop until you arrive at your destination at the proper time. Thank you, have a great loop-day.

42 is the optimum human tribe size imo

This is why you move at warp 1-3 at work and never let them know you’re capable of going higher than 5.

Dark mode is perfectly legible while read from light mode. Light mode is someone turning on the light when you get up to pee in the middle of the night when you’re a darkmoder

If I could commute to work by walking through pike place market every day I would!

I called 911 as the victim of DV, they came and arrested both of us. The system is so broken.

I just had a vision of terms and conditions being updated seconds before service failure in the same way certain evs were caught disabling auto drive before crashing.

America is a clown population, sitting at home laughing at sound bites, mocking each other like an “own” or a “like” actually mean or solve anything. The protesters hit 3.5% and they celebrated like it was problem solved.

I had a man I thought was a friend tell me before the election he couldn’t bring himself to vote for a woman. I had people trying to tell me after that the “bright side” was he was going to go after immigrants like it was a consolation prize and he wasn’t “actually going to go after LGBT”

I think we’re cooked tbh.

American foods are ultra processed crap designed to make the population overeat calories in search of nutrients. Even our produce is less nutritious due to corporate farming practices.

Obesity is more tied to food insecurity than food security here.

I don’t even do guns in my house 😝