Not enough Korg.

Isn’t there actually a statue of James Tiberius Kirk in the Iowa town he was supposed to have been from? If Kirk has a statue, so should Worf. And Picard. And Sisko. And Janeway. And…

Thor: Ragnarok.

Oh wait… Wrong answers?

Thor: Ragnarok.

It should just be sold all year round anyway. The hell I have to wait until October/September for things to taste like pumpkin pie? It doesn’t ever actually have pumpkin in it, so it’s not because of a growing season.

Most of us came from Reddit, and Reddit is predominantly Americans.

It’s stupid for the way Shaquille O’Niel says it because the dude can’t act. lol

Milk is murder

This is some straight up “pure blood royal” bullshit.

My favorite lowest rated movie is Steel, with a rating of like 3 stars on IMDB. It’s got some incredibly stupid, but quotable lines.

“The alloy of those weapons is not magnetic.”

“Well dip me in shit and roll me in breadcrumbs!”

“An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.”

The ending scene of the film reminds me of the cover for the OG DOOM. But instead of a green armored space marine fighting a swarm of demons, it’s Jet Li beating up a swarm of dirty prison inmates.

Commenting on Lemmy.

As you can see from my profile, I am very often staving off the boredom demons.

garage

Is that a typo or is there a definition of garage that is synonymous with bloviate that my dictionary doesn’t list?

I’ve already heard the term “gaysplaining” unironically more than once in the bisexual sphere to call out gay people that try to gaslight bi people into thinking that they’re not really bi.

“I am angry entirely for personal pleasure, not for profit.”

Pawb.Social: Write that down! Write that down!

Cider is pretty good.

I haven’t seen a truck in a long time, but there are still dudes on bicycles selling Mexican ice cream and whatever those orange uh… Ring thingies are.

It’s not the typing that’s the issue. It’s the lack of blood going to the brain.

You put them in after baking it. Just shove a whole carrot through each slice…

I don’t sext because I can’t jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.