at our company, we threw out a Lenovo Yoga X390. Technically, W11 would be supported, but it’s 6 years old now, so it goes in the trash.

I made sure it’s “disposed of” properly. In totally unrelated news, I installed manjaro on my new Lenovo Yoga X390, which I found in the trash.

Looks like 87% of people leaving votes understood the obvious sarcasm, even without the /s :)

I did not, I deliberately left it out. It should be immediately clear that my comment is sarcasm.

18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!

maybe we should find another sollution than having women store money in their bras?

As a conservative, I propose women should no longer be allowed to handle money, when they go outside they need to be accompanied by their husband or father, who will handle their money for them. That way, women are also unable to spend money on useless shit like birth control, pads etc. and can use it to buy proper stuff, like beer and meat!

Yes we actually still have them, but we have them in the most insulting way, basically one half of the shell is a candy part and the other is the toy and each half is separate by its own film covering.

In Europe (or Germany, at least) they are sold under the name “Kinder Joy”, so we can choose between those and Kinder surprise.

I bet it was because one kid in the 80s or some shit was in some freak accident or something

Actually, that’s not the case. Kinder Surprise is banned under a law from 1938, long before the product was even conceived.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/21/342
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/21/331

Its basic math. A woman needs 9 months for a pregnancy, surely two women would only need 4.5 months.

First: Holy Roman Empire 962 to 1806
Second: German Kaiserreich 1871 to 1918

I buy all my clothes at soup

yes, i do. Almost daily.

Locals have pointed out the priority for cyclists and pedestrians is unnecessary as only cars and lorries regularly use the Boundary Way route.

So, there is so little pedestrian and cyclist travel, that priority is unnecessary? What’s the issue having the priority then? Surely, it wont affect you, then?

I need to come clean. I don’t have a spouse, I just thought it would be a funny comment.

Please dont tell anyone that I am just an imposter.

My spouse did not like it when I called her “big wife”.

What’s wrong with my rose gold butt plug? ☹️