Casual reminder that this sort of behavior is why Americans can’t have free healthcare.

I’m pretty certain it’s not me

The Doomslayer is simply a modern Christ figure. He willingly sacrifices himself to descend into hell for no other reason than his hatred of demons.

Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?

Where the steaks are Wagyu

Alright then. Glad we could sort it out.

Okay, so we agree there’s no problem here?

No one has ever used the Italian singular of that word in English. As a loan word, it does not have to follow Italian grammar rules, and similar to pasta, it can be used both as countable and uncountable (i.e. a generic category term without plural).

But the singular was never used in the tweet.

That means you’re porn brained.

I hate to break it to you, but calamari IS the plural.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squid_as_food#Etymology

I could sell you some eggs for 100% markup so you can relive that memory.

Well, it’s state funded, what did you expect?

So I take it you’re a fan of the ol’ spicy butthole…

Did you really have to repost this less than a week from the last time?

I mean, the eggs are cheap again so I guess it worked?

I can confidently say that this guy is full of shit.

Should’ve taken German class if you thought that was important.

PS: on a smartphone keyboard, you can just long press the corresponding vowel to get a popup for umlauts (and various other diacritics).

I mean, who wouldn’t. It’s so cute and cuddly.