I’m a frayed you’re wrong. Fraud is the car company that makes the Mustang and F150 truck.
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Old lady vs young lady. The young ladies chin (facing away) is the old ladies nose.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.cato Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If I'm still just on the acid trip I started July 24th 2005 what types of things would you say to convince me this isnt a hallucination?12·7 days agoI read that as 24 July 2025 and was impressed you tripped so hard you traveled back in time.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.cato A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.world•The most infamous person ever (probably)English10·7 days agoWhat are you going to do, immortalize me? - man who was immortalized.
Don’t ask, just smell.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.cato Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How good are you at making eye contact with people4·10 days agoStares in motherfucker
No, I amanium!
“Why do they have to call me ugly?” - Oedipus the Predator.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.cato Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world•Maybe even give him a hat6·11 days agoAsh-man has seen some shit.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.cato Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Bots everywhere or am I losing it?241·12 days agoThat’s just what an autistic bot would comment!
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
chuckles in universal healthcare
Stop, I can only get so erect.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.cato A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.world•Thanks Reagan, you fuckwitEnglish3·13 days agoAny number greater than zero is too many billionaires.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.cato Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which hobby is considered a cult or has cult-like tendencies?281·14 days agoYour particular brand of invisible sky wizard is different from my particular brand of invisible sky wizard. Die heretic!
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.cato Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Half of my typos are due to my right hand reacting faster than my left. Are there good ways to correct this?9·14 days agoSide effects may include unexpected thumb wrestling prowess.
He died for our sins of being lame.