Margot Robbie
On the internet, nobody knows you are Australian.
also https://lemm.ee/u/MargotRobbie
To tell you the truth, I don’t know who I am either. Somebody sincere, perhaps.
But if you ever read this one day, I hope that you are as proud of me, as I am of the person I imagined you to be.
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You heard it here, if anyone is attracted to hot blonde women such as myself, they are now gay, which means as members of the gay community, they have to support LGBTQ+ rights now.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Margot Robbie@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?1·2 years agoIt’s pretty clear to me many people here have never either had general anesthesia or talked to anyone who had, you can’t really time funny one-liners right before you pass out.
Here’s how it works:
They’ll put a mask with a rubber tube in your mouth for oxygen, and tell you to relax and count back from 10, so you start counting impatiently(it’s boring, and there is nothing else to do), wondering when the surgery is going to start.
Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Now the anesthesiologist is in front of you, checking on you to see if you’re OK. “But I haven’t finish counting down yet, when is the surgery going to start?” You ask them.
“It’s already over”, they explain.
Then you realize you are in a completely different room, the tube is no longer in your mouth, but you feel so weak you can hardly move, and the stitches/staples around your new surgery wound is starting to itch.
It’s like a segment of your life was cut out and erased into nothingness.
Margot Robbie@lemmy.worldOPMto Android@lemmy.world•Mini-Contest: We are the ______est Android community on Lemmy [We have our winners!]English1·2 years agoThe contest is over! Thank you for all the contributions!
Since I believe that our community is a democracy where everyone who participates should be properly represented, I hereby declare the winners to be EVERYBODY. Yes, that means ALL of the answers will be added to the sidebar, but the ones with the most upvotes gets to be in the front. (Besides, there’s plenty of room for everyone here.)
Woke Hollywood strikes again.
Margot Robbie@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans1·2 years agoBeans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can’t fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!
Margot Robbie@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans1·2 years agoWe are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.
Or is it bean generation?
If there was only some way to make any attempts at building an accurate profile of one’s online presence via data scraping completely useless by masking one’s own presence within the vast quantity of online data of someone else, let’s say for example, a famous public figure.
But who would do such a thing?