Change it to “anyone who makes you work on a Sunday” and I’ll support that message.

become uncrankable

you, a chad with a bunch of ripped off copper wiring
me, an intellectual with a stolen catalytic converter

🙄 🫸social populism

😍👍 trolling on twitter

wanna personally add: audio media

I used to constantly listen to something: podcasts, audiobooks, youtube, never alone with my thoughts. After a while I noticed I couldn’t explain my mood shifts anymore, simply cause I wouldn’t have time to think through what’s going on in my own head.

I still love all that shit, but try to carve out some regular “alone time” to keep up.

Being bored is a lost art

Modern art: the most random weird ass thing you’ve ever seen, I love it.

Here’s an old TV set from the 60s, it plays a black and white loop of a man in a suit sitting on a chair and laughing. Don’t know what the fuck it means but it fascinated me for good 5 minutes, until I was distracted by a clay figurine of Bavarian men mooning me.

Vampire fireman wouldn’t be able to enter a house if it was on fire, why would police be different

pretty much. ignorance is a lot more fun

where is my vomit bucket

It would upset me, but holy crap what a topic for the first half an hour of the date. Will get you right through the awkward phase!

“So, wild story, my dad set this date. Can you believe this crap? I have no idea what he put in my profile, hopefully nothing too cringe… He wrote I love trains??? FFS you make ONE model train when you’re 12, and you’re a ‘train girl’ forever. Honestly I almost no-show, but you didn’t deserve being stood up… Anyway, wanna vent about stupid shit your parents did?”

It is not remarkable in any way. Being a massive transparent hypocrite is what all those ghouls do, including Sam. I honestly wonder if they feel any contradiction.

Or they mastered the art of doublethink so completely, that them personally having total control over the planet seems like an obvious solution to every single problem humanity faces, or will face.

A bubble doesn’t mean its useless though. It means shareholders think it’s much more valuable and profitable that it really is, and the value is mostly propped up by hype.

If there was a trillion dollar investment in python, that would be a bubble.

Male gaze:

Male gays:

Does becoming my own waifu implies that a copy of present me remains, and the waifu-me marries the me-me?

… because Im fine with that from either perspective. I kinda like me.

Idk what I respect more, the draft dodging or the appropriate use of ‘lmao’

Is the joke “protesting is useless”, or “protest shouldn’t be inconvinient”?

Regardless, lmao got em.

All good names are taken :<

It’s something russia has been doing for a decade and got pretty good at.

A long term blanket vpn ban is not compatible with a modern digital infrastructure, but with certain protocols (openvpn, wireguard) they can detect their usage and filter them out when necessary.

It does require a lot of expensive DPI (deep packet inspection) hardware I’m not sure UK has, so building a Great Firewall of Britain (Hadrian’s Firewall?) will take some time.