Self confidence is in fact very cool. And I’ll convince you over a game of Agricola.

3 other cool nerds to play board games with consistently.

The soundtrack in heaven just got a lot more dope.

Too bad you decided to be a shit bag in real life. Not gonna miss this dude one ounce.

Did you hate the Colbert Report for being too conservative too?

Yeah they were doing awful shit, so derailing them is still a net win.

and that it is the responsibility of other representatives to do so.

Elect me to Congress and I will immediately begin physically throwing these people out of sessions.

Doesnt even need to involve alcohol. If you panic in a rip current, the ocean is going to fucking win 100% of the time. Nature be crazy yo.

To be fair, Marjorie Taylor Greene is a mill deck come to life.

Someone that knows what they’re doing: I will watch this show.

And just like that, one less bumblebee now exists.

He is bad guy, but he is not bad guy

I would also consider the President being involved at all in an ongoing criminal investigation into a child sex trafficking ring as a giant fucking red flag but that’s just me.

1000% agreed, but fuck if I wasn’t literally smitten listening to Lina Khan talk. Attacking corporate hegemony really gets my engine going.

The Internet would be a better place if you could get popped in the jaw every once in a while for saying stupid shit.

I think it depends on how the actor prepares. Keanu is known to be super involved in his stunts and has done a fair amount of actual firearms training. I believe he’s competed in some amateur events.

I would absolutely expect him to be significantly more skilled with firearms than the average person.

And even if he wasn’t John Wick, I just cannot imagine the justification for fucking with Keanu Reeves.

Hey it’s me, I’m you from the year 2028. The only way out is to take more lsd but we didn’t realize it soon enough and now global warming (we’re calling it that again) has made the necessary ingredients impossible to source. You have to take a lot more acid right now in order to break out.

Godspeed traveler.

James Wan begins writing furiously

Yes but a wealthy celebrity has significantly more money and power to keep that act up, making it more effective.

The only disadvantage they have is higher levels of scrutiny, but again, money and a team of people fixes that pretty quick.

The crazy thing is, I think he’s more worried about this than he might need to be.

Theres a solid chance that legit evidence of this mother fucker raping children could come out, and he doesn’t dip below his floor of support. “THIS will be the thing that brings him down” has been proven wrong sooooo many times.