Beard looks good! Keep it!

My phone already has my finger prints and my face id, is this the next biometric that I’m going to need to record to access my bank account?

Diddy king is best of all! Don’t forget to remind daddy to bring some hallucinogenic laced baby oil. This helps build rapport and loving bonds of familial love and respect!

Diddy King!

You forgot hog ties.

Ask your parents to sleep in the same bed as you two for the first few nights. It’ll calm everyone down and help build trusting relationship bonds. If you need a bigger bed, I recommend the California king or Sultan bed size.