You guys always say stuff like that; “It’s just a minority, we’re not all crazy racist pieces of shit”, but then most of the americans didn’t give a shit as the us slid into some sort of crazy and racist dictatorship, so I don’t know. Some of you might be good people 🤷

Not really. Your speech patterns are formed by those around you (such as friends and family), not necessarily your geographical location.

That fucking weird american obsession with bathrooms. You guys are weird, get some therapy.

That is an outlier.

Trump: ‘I’m the king of debt’

Can’t get much smaller than just the one senile, easily-bribed pedophile rapist. Touché.

You could be right, I don’t know. Frankly, I don’t want to know.

Captain Jack Sparrow!

You’re not helping the cause that you think you are helping.

That is NOT from Glorious Nation of Denmark! It is German or possibly Austrian.

Fauxritos.

So… “I’m totally not going to chicken out”?

You will never be disappointed with The United States of America.

Is the whole thing satire?

I wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…

Just no.

I fucking love messy lasagna. It should be almost soup but with a top layer golden-brown baked cheese. Sometimes I sprinkle breadcrumbs on top to get it a little hard and crunchy.

I like to serve with tortilla chips and dip them in the goo.

Italians would probably take offense, but IDGAF - Cause my lasagna brings all the boys to the yard.

Well, to be fair bigots - and especially the north american red capped bigot - have an obsession with toilets that go far beyond racism.

That could be any city builder once I realize how bad I am at planning.

Are those real teeth?

Lidl’s tools are surprisingly good.