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I thought the same thing, so I took the test and yes ADD for me (though I was never hyperactive)

Well, no, violence is violence, borders are a logical way to filter and control dynamic entry of unknown populations into otherwise stable environments

I think we should normalize saying scandalous shit without the /s and letting people hit us with a few “did you justs” before we have to actually specify that we’re kidding

As they should be! What were they up to? Abusing maple trees for the sinful pleasure of “taste”?

Who knows these shades of brown people they might have been exposed to in the multicultural Babylon that is Montreal, or Toronto, or, I mean, Moncton or Amos or Saskatchetoon or Winnipeg or Greenwood, BC?

For God’s sake they might even have been exposed to the Huron, or the Mohawk, or the Anishinaabeg, or any number of other troublemakers with their ridiculous, scurrilous claims.

Better that they be held until it can be confirmed by double-blind study that they are at the very least still capable of breathing without the use of the nasal passage. This is important stuff folks!

One yellow bird, one black bird and one blue and I should be able to clear that

He’s a boomer, 15% tips

If he wanted 20%+ he should have sent Barron

You don’t say

It’s not “splitting the vote” it’s just an election with more than two viable options.

Americans are hopeless. Ralph Nader and Ross Perot both ran on solid platforms and attracted substantial followings, but all anyone does is fixate and cry because you “shoulda won”.

The two party system: by fucking losers, for fucking losers.

I was on vacation, under a shade tree on a beautiful beach, sipping a piña colada, and turned my Kindle on to continue reading this really interesting book I had started on the drive.

Brick.

I was so mad I just put it away. I wasn’t going to waste any vacation time trying to figure it out. Glad I decided that too, it was well and truly a paperweight.

Never again

Don’t forget Missing 2: Finding

Don’t forget Phone Booth! It’s Colin Farrell in a phone booth!!

And a shit ton of our shared resources so that people can generate pictures of kittens that look like David Letterman or whatever

Why the fuck is Eleanor something people should know? Use your words

We’re in the dumbest possible Lemmy chat string

Just hold on a minute here, are you telling me that the real estate in the metaverse that I have mortgaged is not a sound investment?

Fuck Mountain

Just think, you could have had Grok glasses and set them to “spicy”

On it

Excellent typo