A glory hole with the guarantee that it’s the best head you’ll ever get

yep!

Chicago suburbs. I’m definitely not the only apartment in this town without a dishwasher, either. There genuinely isn’t space for me to have anything but a countertop unit, and counter space is limited as is

No living tentacle monsters to fuck but there are plenty of tentacle shaped dildos out there

Some of us rent. I want a dishwasher, I can’t have a dishwasher here

like every single other major console ever launched

dreamcast would like a word