Looking at the picture, I’d say he’s more atune to bushwhacking.

I heard that Tucker Carlson is hoping for the gig.

shudder

I am perplexed by your puzzlement.

My front door squeaks but I haven’t oiled it because it’s nice to hear it from the back of the house.

Yes, it’s repairable, but it’s fairly involved. A fair amount of the sofa needs to be “undone” to get the arm off. How much work that is depends on how the couch is constructed. Then it becomes a matter of matching the leather, which probably won’t be possible to make it invisible.

You could maybe try any sort of resistance and see what that does.

I am an expert. Or at least an upholsterer. When you say the leg broke, what broke? Did it snap? Did it push into the sofa? Some legs have a bolt sticking out and screw into a T nut that is on the inside of the sofa.

Sometimes that punches in and just spins when you turn it. You have to pull the bolt out as hard as you can and try to get those prongs to grab wood. Most legs are one of 2 sizes. You could find another leg and bolt it back on.

It may also be a block of wood that screws to the bottom of the sofa. The holes are probably hidden by the felt scuff pad thing.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with propping it up on a brick or book or whatever. If you want to be less ghetto, take a leg from the back and move it to the front so your guests can’t tell your couch is propped up on blocks

That’s the scariest outcome, the Greedy Wackos find a new Golden Calf who’s not such a fuck up.

Nice. This is the second meme I saw of this and appreciate your quick explanation.

I think the tenuous partnership between the Greedy Republicans and the Christian Wacko Republicans is getting shaken by this development.

It should be a Venn diagram with “I want the bad guys to be punished.” Or a political compass with “I want to get away with raping women.”

Now let’s have a quick snack I’ve prepared from myself. I’m also made of bread and wine.

You’d think a vehicle designed for transporting coffins would have features to prevent that.

I love me a farm fresh avocado picked ripe from the Milwaukee avocado farms every June.

What an odd statement. What is society, if not a group of people looking out for each other?

I wonder what happened. Someone hit them head on? They accelerated super fast? They were going backwards super fast and slammed on the brakes?

No, that’s UFC. You’re thinking of the street drug known as angel dust.

And why the hell do the stormtroopers wear all that armor if one shot kills them?

That’s true! I’m married to a librarian and she’d love to help you find information!

But in the 80’s she’d help you find the sentence about your topic in the World Book. And put your name on the list for the book they had about the topic that’s been overdue for a year and a half.

Or it’s fucking stupid. Either way.